Episode 4

My Many Amazing Adventures

       Yesterday was Friday so today is Saturday. I've got two hole days to discover this new treasure thingy and I'm gonna do it. First of all, on the back of the map were instructions on where to find a teleporter. This magnificent teleporter was my refrigerator, I just had to pull some plugs, flip some switches and tada, I had my very own teleporter plus an extra food supply. The one thing I didn't know was how to use it so I use my common senses to solve that one. Just step into the refrigerator, close the door, say where you want to go, and then you have to turn the lights off. The map called for Pangaea, and if I was correct that was the one super continent the the dinos lived on. "Pangaea!" I shouted. "Not so loud Mr. Visible, We're in tight quarters here." "Jason! I didn't know you were coming with me." "I'm always with you, if you know what I mean." He replied. "Hey dude, stop trying to freak me out here. I'm stuck in an oxygen restricted refrigerator and I'm heading towards a bunch o' dinosaurs. "Sure." he said "But last night I went to age of knights and I almost got killed." he added. "Then you seem pretty well prepared for what we're heading into." I commented. "So am I." another voice said."Man, I really got to tell my parents about the rat problem in here." I thought aloud "I'm not a rat, I'm a human!" the voice said. "My bad, but I would like some proof." I said. Then the voice's owner showed herself. "the name's Megan, I heard you're Jason, and nice to meet you Mr. Visible." She said. I didn't protest it would me much easier to stick with Mr. Visible for now.

       It only took a split second to get to Pangaea. We decided to allow Megan to come with us after she showed us some pretty cool sword tricks, after all, we're walking strait into Dino infested areas. We did warn her so don't blame it on Jason and I if only two of the three come back with a beating heart. We landed in a place full of vegetation. "Let's just hope this is the herbivores green house." Jason said. "Yeah" Megan and I agreed. But today didn't seem like our lucky day. We heard a roar and next thing we knew Megan was leading us to a hiding spot. 

       It didn't seem like we were the only ones with that idea. Right next to me were three archers with their arrows notched. The relieving part was that their bow and arrows were pointed away from us, and the not so relieving part was that they weren't wearing my idea of clothes. They blended in perfectly to their surroundings with their leaf outfits. The Dino roared again and the three musketeers sent a volley of arrows toward the sound. "Hey archer dudes do you want to join us on an expedition to find the worlds top treasure?" I asked. One of them grunted and then signaled the others to notch their arrows. "Well it's not like you've got anything better to do around here." I pointed out. Then the second one grunted and pulled a map exactly identical to mine out of his quiver. Then I showed his mine. After that I introduced us "This is Jason, that's Megan and I'm....Mr. Visible." I said. Jason started jumping up and down and clapping. The three musketeers stared at him funny. "Ya, he invented my name, but you can call me whatever you want." I said. "Lion" the first one said. The other two nodded their head vigorously. "So, uh, Jason here's immortal you can lick his tongue and become immortal too but if I were you I wouldn't risk it, I've heard he carries a lot germs. Megan's our swords master and, um, I guess I'm the guide." Before I could say anything else, the archers attacked Jason, tongues at the ready. They tackled him to the ground and licked his whole face. Jason gave me the "Was that necessary look?" Right when they were starting on his arms I pulled them off. "You owe me big time buddy!" Jason said waving his finger at me. Meanwhile the archers were looking at themselves as if waiting for the immortal tingly feeling to start. "Alright chief, let's get moving." I said to the first archer. He grunted absentmindedly and we walked off him still intensely examining his arms. I was in the lead and Megan brought up the rear end.

       As we walked the first archer introduced himself as Ethan, The second was Drew, and the third was Percy. They all had god hearing and good vision. we walked in this order: Ethan and me in the front, followed by Drew, followed by Jason, followed by Percy, and Megan in the back. I though it was pretty smart. No dinosaur got close to the group thanks to Ethan's accuracy, and the only injury was when Drew stumped her toe on a rock.